Date: Monday, 3/30/2009
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. This will
probably be my last year. Just wanted to let you know!
Regards,
Schoolboy Rowe
Date: Friday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Dusty Rhodes.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Joe Kelley.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 5/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 6th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 5/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Chuck Klein.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/5/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Craig Biggio.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/19/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 25th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/19/2009
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Schoolboy Rowe
Date: Thursday, 5/21/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Orator Shaffer
Date: Saturday, 5/23/2009
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Dave Parker
Date: Tuesday, 5/26/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 7th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/26/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans are shocked that you did not keep Craig Biggio on the team!
The overall fan interest almost crashed!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 6/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 10th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 6/4/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Bob Gibson.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 6/6/2009
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Otto Hess
Date: Sunday, 6/7/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 9th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 6/7/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 13th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 6/7/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Don Mossi.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 6/7/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Bill Dickey.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 7/11/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Willie Mays.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 7/11/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Ed Walsh.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 7/11/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 25th Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/16/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 8th Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/16/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 12th Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/16/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 10th Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/17/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 15th Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 7/27/2009
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. It was a great time,
but I feel I have nothing left, so I'm retiring today!
Regards,
Enos Slaughter
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