Date: Wednesday, 4/1/2009
Subject: Ben Taylor injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Knocked Out Teeth.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 2 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/3/2009
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Jeff Russell
Date: Sunday, 5/17/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Bruce Campbell
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 10th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 22nd Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Tug McGraw.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Bill Dailey.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Don Robinson.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Ken Keltner.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Bruce Campbell.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 6/26/2009
Subject: Ossee Schreckengost learns new position
Ossee Schreckengost has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "40" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 6/26/2009
Subject: Ralph Garr learns new position
Ralph Garr has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "48" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 6/30/2009
Subject: Chick Fraser healing process
Chick Fraser is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 7/3/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Bob Fothergill
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Rube Marquard.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/31/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Tommy Holmes.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 8/10/2009
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Rube Marquard
Date: Monday, 8/24/2009
Subject: Charlie Comiskey learns new position
Charlie Comiskey has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Catcher.
I would rate his skills as "20" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 9/5/2009
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
Joe Vosmik
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