Date: Monday, 3/30/2009
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.
Regards,
Nolan Ryan
Date: Sunday, 5/17/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Mike Schmidt
Date: Wednesday, 6/3/2009
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Johnny Bench
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 10th Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 22nd Round Draft Pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/10/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Ken Keltner.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 6/12/2009
Subject: Lefty Gomez
Lefty Gomez is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 8/29/2009
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Lefty Gomez
Date: Thursday, 9/3/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Mitch Williams
Date: Monday, 10/5/2009
Subject: Joe Harris
Joe Harris is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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