Date: Saturday, 5/9/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Dan Quisenberry
Date: Saturday, 5/9/2009
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Jim Kern
Date: Monday, 5/11/2009
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Chick Hafey
Date: Sunday, 6/7/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Bill Doak.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 6/22/2009
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. It was a great time,
but I feel I have nothing left, so I'm retiring today!
Regards,
Rafael Palmeiro
Date: Tuesday, 6/23/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Rafael Palmeiro.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 6/27/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
John Mayberry
Date: Friday, 7/17/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of 15th Round pick.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/28/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Al Spalding
Date: Thursday, 8/20/2009
Subject: Tom Murphy
Tom Murphy is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/24/2009
Subject: Rusty Staub healing process
Rusty Staub is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 9/8/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Mickey Welch
Date: Friday, 9/11/2009
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Claude Hendrix
Date: Wednesday, 9/16/2009
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Whitey Ford
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