Date: Monday, 3/31/2008
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
The time has come. I'll leave the show after this year.
I guess I will have to make room for the young players.
Sincerely,
Schoolboy Rowe
Date: Tuesday, 4/15/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Earl Moseley go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 4/15/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Russ Ford.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 4/18/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Spud Davis.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 4/18/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the loss of Steve Rogers are terrible!
The overall fan interest decreases a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 4/29/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Billy Williams.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 4/29/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Dusty Rhodes.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 5/4/2008
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
Jose Canseco
Date: Tuesday, 5/6/2008
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Joe Page
Date: Wednesday, 5/7/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Ernie Lombardi.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the acquisition of Albert Belle are amazing.
The overall fan interest increases by by a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Mike Donlin.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the loss of Albert Belle are terrible!
The overall fan interest decreases a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 5/9/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the acquisition of Albert Belle are amazing.
The overall fan interest increases by by a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 5/10/2008
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Jim Rice
Date: Monday, 5/12/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Lou Piniella.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/14/2008
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Brian Downing
Date: Friday, 5/23/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the loss of Albert Belle are terrible!
The overall fan interest decreases a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 5/23/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Jack Clements.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 5/23/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Tony Gwynn.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 5/30/2008
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Frank Lacorte
Date: Tuesday, 6/3/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Greg Gross.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Jack Clements.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Bill Terry.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Dusty Rhodes.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Levi Meyerle.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the acquisition of Stan Musial are amazing.
The overall fan interest increases by by a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Gregg Olson.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/9/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Charlie Sweeney.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/9/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Oscar Charleston.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/11/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Mickey Welch.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/11/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Jim Hickman.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 7/14/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Dick Allen.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/15/2008
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Dick Allen
Date: Tuesday, 7/22/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Tom Hughes.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/31/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Ray Collins.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/31/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Rube Marquard.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/31/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Otto Hess.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/31/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Joe Gordon.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 8/2/2008
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Joe Gordon
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