Date: Monday, 3/31/2008
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
The time has come. I'll leave the show after this year.
I guess I will have to make room for the young players.
Sincerely,
Cy Williams
Date: Friday, 4/4/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Howard Johnson.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 4/30/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Joe Wood.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 4/30/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Hank Aaron.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 5/9/2008
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Mike Schmidt
Date: Friday, 5/9/2008
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Will Clark
Date: Tuesday, 5/13/2008
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Cy Williams
Date: Friday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Eddie Watt
Date: Monday, 5/19/2008
Subject: Playing time
Manager,
I am not very happy about my playing time recently.
I think I deserve a starting spot!
Regards,
Dante Bichette
Date: Wednesday, 5/21/2008
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Howard Johnson
Date: Tuesday, 6/3/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Gee Walker.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 6/12/2008
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Tom House
Date: Wednesday, 7/9/2008
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Gee Walker
Date: Friday, 7/18/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Tommy John.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 8/1/2008
Subject: Germany Schaefer failed learning new position
Germany Schaefer doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Catcher.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 8/16/2008
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Joe Wood
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