Date: Monday, 3/31/2008
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.
Regards,
Satchel Paige
Date: Thursday, 4/3/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Larry Dierker.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 4/11/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired David Cone.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 5/4/2008
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Joe Vosmik
Date: Sunday, 5/4/2008
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Jeff Reardon
Date: Wednesday, 5/7/2008
Subject: Howie Camnitz healing process
Howie Camnitz is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/7/2008
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Harvey Hendrick
Date: Saturday, 5/10/2008
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Bid McPhee
Date: Tuesday, 5/20/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Walton Cruise.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/28/2008
Subject: Howie Camnitz
Howie Camnitz is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/28/2008
Subject: Howie Camnitz
Howie Camnitz is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 6/4/2008
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Joe Sambito
Date: Saturday, 7/5/2008
Subject: Walton Cruise learns new position
Walton Cruise has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "85" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 7/27/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Tony Gwynn.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 7/27/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Lip Pike.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/31/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Bert Blyleven.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
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