Date: Monday, 3/31/2008
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.
Regards,
Sam Rice
Date: Monday, 4/14/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Bill Swift.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 4/15/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Earl Moseley.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 4/15/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Russ Ford go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 4/15/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Lee Smith.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 4/18/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Cupid Childs.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 4/18/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Bill Lange.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 4/18/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Paul Quantrill.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
John Stone
Date: Wednesday, 5/21/2008
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Bob Ojeda
Date: Saturday, 5/31/2008
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Birdie Cree
Date: Monday, 6/2/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Gregg Olson.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/3/2008
Subject: Lip Pike
Lip Pike is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/30/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Bobby Bolin.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Jack Clements.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Bill Terry.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Dusty Rhodes.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are happy that you acquired Russ Ford.
The overall fan interest increases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Tony Gwynn.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/8/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Gregg Olson.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/11/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Jim Bunning.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 7/19/2008
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Dale Murphy
Date: Sunday, 7/27/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Bid McPhee.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 7/27/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Barry Larkin.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 7/27/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Walton Cruise.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 7/27/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Bobby Veach.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 7/27/2008
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Mike Tiernan.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 7/27/2008
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Hank Aguirre
Date: Monday, 8/4/2008
Subject: Playing time
I'd like to complain about my playing time, I think
I am a pretty good player, so why am I not
a regular in your lineups?
Regards,
Bid McPhee
Date: Tuesday, 8/19/2008
Subject: Progress of Kevin Seitzer
Dear Sir,
Kevin Seitzer has an AVG of .412 at AA Galveston Sandcrabs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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